oh you don’t have prime? sucks to be you 💅🏼
Posted on 15th Jan at 4:06 AM, with 8,037 notes
Posted on 15th Jan at 4:04 AM, with 126,627 notes
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this
Posted on 15th Jan at 4:03 AM, with 619,756 notes
My laundry basket is self-loading.
My day has not been great, and this actually really helped
Tagged:
#cute,
Posted on 15th Jan at 4:00 AM, with 15,127 notes
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Tagged:
#cute,
Posted on 23rd Dec at 1:23 AM, with 90,218 notes
emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..
Posted on 19th Dec at 2:00 AM, with 59,948 notes
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…what the fuck is Tumblr doing right now?? why is this woman’s face the background between posts on my dash???
That’s Ms. Tumblr
Posted on 18th Dec at 4:51 AM, with 57,757 notes
making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen
Posted on 18th Dec at 4:50 AM, with 9,913 notes
When you highkey just wanted a sugar daddy but end up being the First Lady
